Umm Chelle...

Shay: What are you listening to?
Me: You don't know nothin bout this girl.
Shay: Clearly not.
Me: Wait for it....
(Bass Drops)
Shay: Aww shit now!



Doing that final stretch of the drive home, I needed something to keep me up. I turned to 3OH!3- one of my guilty pleasure albums. I love them because they're like the love child of Lil Jon and Fred Durst. Shay called to see how far along I was from home and how I was doing when she heard the beginnings of the song. Of course she wanted to know who in the sam hill I was listening to and I knew she would fall in love with it once the bass dropped- and I was right! lol. It does knock quite nicely in the car.
**This is just a fan made video by the way**

Loves and Likes Ya

Night of Quotables

   Tonight was best described as the most hilarious and disfunctional game night I've had in a while. Carmen, David, Jamie, and I played the new edition Monopoly with the electronic banker. FUN. I'll just do some highlights:

Jamie (picking up the boomerang piece): What the f*ck is this? A big dick? F*ck it- call me Big Dick PLAYAAAA!

Carmen (pointing to a tattoo on her upper arm): This is my ex fiancee. He passed away. I farted in his mouth

David: My motto is- In my world, the girl comes 3 or 4 times before I do.
Jamie: Well my motto is- if I can't knock the bottom, I'll bang the hell out of the sides

Jamie: I got it all planned out. I'm going to be fresh out the shower with water running from my chest pubes to my ball fro and she's gonna grab me by the weiner...because she wants me

   Gosh, I know there's more but I just can't remember. I'm a bit distracted, I had some Boone's Farm and Will is calling me now. SMH. I get a text from David- trying to get me to come back over there. Then Will texts me wanting to know what I'm doing and Steve texts me asking the same damn thing. I'm blogging this shit then I'm going to bed while watching King of the Hill. SHIT. I'm good for the night. I'm not replying or answering SHIT.

Loves and Likes Ya!

YAY! My Baby Is Back!

After all the virus hoopla, my poor Dell just wasn't performing the same. Yeah, she went through the motions, but her performance was lagging and little by little- she broke down on me. It got to the point when I just tossed it on the bed in front of my dad and said, "Please fix this before I BREAK this." A whole 2 weeks later (yeah my dad be on that CP time with fixing my stuff. I don't care all that much though since if I was anyone else, I'd have to pay out the ass for this kind of service.) she's back! Updated with Windows 7 and purring like a kitten with a tummy full of milk. New posts coming this weekend.

Loves and Likes Ya=> just like I LOVES and LIKES my new & improved Dell!

Change Please

Mr: I am fairly obstinate. I am a taurus.
Me: Wait! Can I have some change for that $15 word?

"Na Na Na- Come on na Annie Mae"

Shara: I don't know why I even try to lie. He saw right through my shit. Now he's catchin an attitude
Me: Uh-oh. He tryna Ike you? Na na na come on na Annie Mae, you ain't sangin it right na."
Shara: You ain't right at all girl
Me: They call it Nutbush!
(break into hysterical laughter)

And Now...The Undramatic Conclusion

There's a good chance that the hacker isn't D. How can I have anti-virus software that don't do shit? I don't understand!! The message popped up that I have tracking cookies but it didn't have an option to remove it. After a frustrating couple of days, I went to the PC wizard- known as my dad- and told him to get rid of this black magic on my computer. He says I probably got the tracking cookies from going to those crazy websites I go to. Let that be read as: You got those cookies from going to those porn sites. WHOOPS! lmao. If that wasn't the most awkward thing for me. At least he put it in a nice way.

Loves and Likes Ya

I'm Good...

Me: Most of the time, whenever I drink I either get sleepy of horny.
Paul: So either way you're heading to the bed.
Me (laughing): Never thought of it like that, but yeah.

Girl Talk

Carmen: Was he packin'?
Shara: Umm, I dunno, I think it wa-
Carmen: What color was the condom? Did you get to see the condom?
Shara: Yeah. It was green.
Carmen: Hmph. Eenie Meenie.

Really Carmen? LMAO

Only One Thing On My Mind...

...and obviously it's sex. Honestly? I can count on one hand how many sex dreams I've had, so it came as a surprise when I had one last night. And with the most randomest (Yes. I am aware that "randomest" isn't a word.) person. My co-worker who's been trying to get with me for the longest. I've always just held him at bay because, well, something just isn't right about him. It's like he's one fry short of a happy meal. On top of that, he's in an on-again/off-again relationship with his pregnant baby momma. Too. Much. Drama. For me.
   The dream was very explicit and very vivid, enough for me to blush when he first came up to me the next day. It was kinda awkward, at least for me. He was still cracking his typical jokes: "Chelle. Why you wanna treat me so bad? Had me outside your window, in the rain, singing love songs in my boxers." SMDH. Why me? Lol. I guess the only answer is to find my release. Guess I'm back on the hunt for a new FB.

Loves and Likes Ya=> but that doesn't mean you get to invade my dreams.

GASP! I'm a...MUSIC SNOB?!

 I try not to discriminate when it comes to music, Lord knows my musical tastes have always been a bit questionable. I mean really- how many 12 year old black girls you know that loved to listen to Prince and Aerosmith? But the face I made when my cousin from up north asked why I don't have more Wacka and OJ and Gucci in my iPod? That shit was PRICELESS!

Looking back at it now though, why did I respond the way I did? Is it because even though I get hype off of a little Gucci, in the back of my mind I know that this is straight coon music? And by coon music, I mean music with lyrics that degrade our community and don't contribute with a story. Am I any better just because I have some Common, Malik Yusef, Lupe and Wale in my Pod? You know, Wacka and 'em, somebody is vibing with their music because they're making more money than I am and the radio is playing it in rotation. They're making their music and having their dreams come true, so who am I to shoot them down just because it may not, particularly, be my cup of tea. I'm all for shaking my ass and wanting to start a fight in the club off a song, not mad at it at all. So let me bring my nose down from the clouds.

Loves and Likes Ya => no matter who you listen to

What It Do?

I MISSED Y'ALL!!! I mean IT! Sooo much has been happening and I didn't want to leave my 2.5 readers out in the dark on the happenings of my life, lol. Exams and classes are finished, (not a single damn A, all B's, but I'm not that surprised seeing as how I pretty much do the bare minimum)

Well, like I mentioned before- a new job. Or so I thought! I went through 2 different interviews, criticized for hair color, filled out NUMEROUS paperwork, and for WHAT??!? For them to say that they'll pay me $1.73 LESS than what I'm making now? BLASPHEMY! I know what you're thinking..."Well Chelle, how did you let it get that far?" That was straight up ignorance on my behalf. The hotel I applied to was a full service Hilton property in the ritzy part of town. I just ASSUMED that I would be making the same salary or more. I mean, it makes sense! Don't you expect to pay more for the Whopper than you do for the Whopper Jr? Alright then! This experience is the influence for one of my future posts- Are black people as prepared for the business world as white people? Good question...

A new home- came about unexpectedly. I know that I haven't really touched on my family life. I mean, I talked about my fam up north but not about the family I'm stuck with down here. Wait, that didn't sound right. Well, I'll let you see for yourself in one of my new posts talking more about marriage- when to compromise, when to pass the ball and when to ball hog that bitch!

Lackluster love life is...getting there. No Sauce, he's spreading the love on someone else's sandwich. (SEE. See how I did that clever play on words??? :p) Ced is long gone, definitely don't have to worry about him now that the semester is over- thank ya Jesus. Malachi is still in the picture- boy is he IN THE PICTURE. All I have to do is frame him. Naaa, I'm still feeling him out and having fun while doing so! lol <> You MAY hear about it. It's kinda steamy soooo...yea. ALSO another post influenced about these crazy guys and Shay's poor man troubles- Knowing Your Self Worth. That should be a fun one!

So you see, I got lots planned for us. I hope you're still riding with ya girl

Loves and Likes Ya!

Still

Final Exams tomorrow.
Moving to a new spot.
Training for a new job.
Ya girl is mad busy. I need a break. And once I get that break, I'll blog ya something proper!

Still loves and likes ya => hope you feel the same!

( : P)

Me: Whatcha doin?

Malachi: Damn homework

Me: LOL, me too! Shouldn't have waited til the last damn minute

Malachi:I feel u. But its like I work betta under pressure. But I know its a bad habit tho.

Me: Yea. It is. But I can't even talk cuz I just cranked out a 4 page paper in an hour and a half.
Malachi: Gotdamn lol
Me:Yea- ya girl got skills
Malachi: Word up. Mad skills
Me: I'll let u get back to ur hw tho so u can get those honor roll grades. lol
Malachi: U already kno ;)
Me: Oh BROTHER! Excuse me while I roll my eyes! lol
Malachi: Be careful before them shyts get stuck like that nigga :)
Me: Full of jokes
Malachi: Indeed

Is It Bad...

...that last night I got a call from Malachi and I felt a little excited? He called while I was putting the finishing touches on my blog post last night. We chatted a bit. I told him about my recent  new job possibility. He asked if I ever thought of him, and he thought about me the other day in class and...heh heh heh- let's just say ya girl got skills! Excuse me while I POP MY COLLAR! Na, lemme stop. This darn work schedule always jack me up though :( while most people are partying it up, I'm working. Oh wells- guess it's better to earn $$$$ than to spend it.

The funny thing is Shara is waiting. She says she can't wait for me to meet a guy who would change my perspective on relationships and guys. YEA- I'm pretty sure that won't happen anytime soon. A guy is a guy,a dick is a dick, and a relationship is too much of a headache.

Loves and Likes Ya!

Back On The Stroll

So after a series of texts, Sauce left me feeling some kinda way. Not like that. But it was something he said.

"Geez, I'm trying to be a good boyfriend but then you tempt me...geez"

I'm sorry, y'all didn't know he had a girlfriend? Well, honestly I just assumed he was single. Than I saw the status on his Facebook and asked him about it. I was surprised because he doesn't, and never would, strike me as the type to cheat. I dunno, maybe I was being a bit romanticized in the thought- seeing as I would hope he didn't do the same thing to me while we went out. ESPECIALLY since I wasn't giving it up to him. Nevertheless, he told me the situation was very complicated and not like that. I can careless- I just didn't want to be caught off guard in case anything happened.

But that text? (which BTW, was followed with some sex talk- gotta love a tipsy Sauce) That text implies that things just became a little less complicated. He's trying to work it out with the girl. And if he's trying to work it out- then I just need to take that as a cue to fade into the background. So no more texts from me asking "whens the next time u free". Its back to the friend zone with him and I.

That's how I found myself on the patio last Wednesday with Malachi at Wild Wing. Flirting back and forth. I dropped Carmen off and met back up with Malachi at this 24 hr gambling spot owned by some of his people. We just sat and talk, chilled a bit. Can I say that he's a real cool dude? Because he is. And if I don't watch myself- I can really like this guy. He walked me to my car- and got in. Weeeeelllll... some things happened. And every time I look at my back window, I see him writing "hell yea!" on my window. And  I smile. We didn't take it all the way there but mutual attraction will take care of that soon enough. Lose one FB and get another? I didn't even have to go on the stroll for long. Suh-WEET!

Loves and Likes Ya

I'm Feeling Down...

(via text)

Me: ...Tell me a joke

Sauce: Three cats go into a bar, ask for catnip and the bartender gives them catnip.

Me: As LAME as the joke was- that actually made me smile! Thanks

I'm Still Here!

I haven't forgotten about y'all. School has been crazy busy now that the semester is about to end. 5 page research paper on the nation of Islam. 3 page reflection paper. Oral presentation. And exam. And that's all from one class in a span of 3 more weeks. Something tells me I may need a stress reliever and I have the perfect person in mind. ; p

Blog ya Later!

I May Be Crazy But...

After class Monday, I could've sworn I saw Ced's car following me. I was taking the back way so there was NO REASON for him to follow, seeing as he lives on the complete opposite side of town. I first noticed his car when I was pulling out of the parking lot. Now usually, I don't look in no one's rearview mirror (which is how I got my 2 speeding tickets), but something told me to last night and I noticed his car- keeping a respectful distance as to not get spotted.

I was thinking that ol' buddy has finally flipped his lid. I mean, he's never gotten the chance to see where I lived so maybe he was curious? IDK? All I know, is that I lost him when I went to the Dairy Queen. LMAO. You read right. Like the true fat girl I am, I was wanting a Blizzard. So I get in the left turn lane and when I saw the car approaching (in the right lane) I got a good look. I bet dollars to donuts that was him!

Loves and Likes Ya => but that doesn't mean you should stalk me

GUESS WHAT!!!

MARY B MORRISON IS COMING TO CHARLOTTE!!  I'm so excited. I've already put my time request form in. Here goes the info:

Mary B. Morrison's "Pajama Jam"

Friday, April 16, 2010

8:00 PM

at

RealEyes Bookstore & Boudreaux's Mill House

3306-B N. Davidson Street

Charlotte, NC 28205

 

New York Times Bestselling Author

Mary B. Morrison is coming to Charlotte!

RealEyes Bookstore and Touch One Productions bring you Mary B. Morrison's "Pajama Jam"!

Learn more about the erotic icon Mary B. Morrison, who also writes under the alias of "Honey B" at www.marymorrison.com. She has written a total of 13 novels including her newest release, "Married on Mondays". Mary is pro female empowerment and believes all women are worthy of living free from abuse and states in her novels, "Educate don't Procreate, No teenage girl should become a mother."

Come experience this unique event. Network, mingle, relax and be yourself. Food, music, alcohol, and fun!

Tickets- $20 ADV/ $30 at the door

Ages 21 & Up

Purchase your tickets by phone-

Call 704-377-8989

or stop by RealEyes Bookstore to purchase your tickets today!

Like I said- super duper excited. Trina and I will definitely be there

What's in Store????

Just a quickie from the phone (i'm lovin' it!) I have some good blogs on deck => How to Lose A Friend, Dave & BUSTERS, Wild Wing Night IV and Feelin' Sorry For the Fellas. Excited? I am. A teensy bit *nervous giggle*

Loves and Likes Ya!