Oh Really?

Drunk White Male Guest: I wanna go out with a minority so I can get resident status

Me: Sorry, I'm Australian.

DWMG: What about the girl over there?

Joy (coworker): Sorry, I already go out with a minority. He's Asian.

DWMG: I bet I'm bigger than him

Me: Doubt it, they call him Dong for short.

DWMG: Well you know what they call me? Long Dong...

Me: LMAO!!!!

Where do these things come from?